This is me, Dang Sook Wi here to give you guide for your watching pleasures on holiday if you are not a fan of the Santa Claus and tree and Jesus. My guide hopefully will pass time for you Jew, Muslin, Xanadu and Kwanzaas out there while you wait for friends who wait for the Santa and Jesus to come.
Many no Christmas peoples like to pass their time with the films and this is why we at Number 1 Film site are here to save your day. I will give you guide to make your yes Christmas friends jealous of times spent on holiday.
Okay no more beat around the bush, time for actions.
1. VALKYRIE
This is big no brainer. Tom Cruise, a fellow no Christmas who follows Xanadu instead of Jesus, and his friends try to kill repressed homosexual and failed artist Nazi man Adolf. They are all very angry and don't like their leader. Dang Sook Wi has not seen as of press time, but I think that they try to convince Adolf to pick up the brush again and they instead try to kill him and many Nazi friends. I like this. Go watch Valkyrie and make fun of the little angry mustache man.
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2. THE HEBREW HAMMER
This one will unite all of the no Christmas people's, even the Muslin folk. A funny Jew named Mordechai Jefferson Carver, who is played by the funny Jew Adam Goldberg, teams up with other no Christmas peoples, including Kwanzaas, to go after the evil friend of Jesus, the Santa Claus, and topple his evil Christmas empire.
3. TWILIGHT
Okay, Dang Sook Wi admits there is Twilight bias here on Number 1 Film site, but really just look at him. Robert Pattinson is able to be sparkly and awesome and make it seem like a tremendous burden and a curse even though he is clearly awesome. Dang Sook Wi really likes this sort of thing and so does all Number 1 Film site staff. Also, all no Christmas peoples will like him too.
4. THE NATIVITY STORY
Twilight lady Catherine Hardwicke delivers film about the Jesus and his friends. A little girl is his mother and she rode the whales in Whale Rider which Dang Sook Wi likes a lot. Also, some of the yes Christmas folks can enjoy this one too because it celebrates their leader Jesus and I think (I haven't seen it so I'm not sure) that his friend Santa Claus might be in there too (there are many beards in the trailers).
5. THE GOLDEN COMPASS
From the Twilight 2 man Chris Weitz comes the story of a big bear (seen above) who wears some sort of gear and rides children on his back and a big golden compass (of title). Now, Dang Sook Wi has not seen this one but is aware that no Christmas and no Jesus peoples will appreciate it because it is about the bear and his friends and their navigational tool trying to kill the Jesus and his followers and the gray bearded man in the sky (not Santa I don't think). Dang Sook Wi likes bears and is no Christmas himself so he is interested in joining you, fellow no Christmas readers, in enjoying Twilight 2 man's adventure story of the bear and his friends trying to get rid of all the yes Christmas guys.
HAPPY JEW PEOPLES AND NO CHRISTMAS TO ALL OTHERS FROM DANG SOOK WI AND NUMBER 1 FILM SITE
I just like to say without you readership Dang Sook Wi has no job and no way to pay bills and do his journalisms like calling the movie peoples and tracking the scoops for you. So to our dedicated readerships I want to extend warm wishes from the heart of Dang Sook Wi and I urge you to write to me and tell me about your experiences watching the Jew and no Christmas entertainments that I have provided to you. You can do this at the dangsookwi@gmail.com and yes I read them and respond to them all. Now go eat the yum-yums of Jew and no Christmas foods and watch the movies and make your yes Christmas friends wish they could be no Christmas too secretly.
And to the yes Christmas readers, I love you too and do not worry you can watch the Jew and no Christmas movies and have fun too. Dang Sook Wi doesn't want to alienate the yes Christmas readers because he loves you too and as mentioned above would like to continue to do the journalisms such as tracking scoops, reporting and breaking stories, talking to the movie peoples, and providing the readerships with lists like this one for many years to come.
Safe everything and happy eats and good loves to all the readership from me
DANG SOOK WI
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