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Chuk here with your weekly inside box office analysis. It seems that YES MAN opened up at #1 for Friday for what should be a 22 million dollar opening weekend. My inside studio sources tell me that even though the film is slated to open at #1, the film is an unmitigated financial disaster that will surely sink the career of all involved.

At #2 is the new Will Smith film SEVEN POUNDS which should end up with a 19 million dollar weekend, another massive success for Will Smith. Despite the #2 opening, our studio sources tell us that Sony was expecting the exact number and that everyone involved will receive blow jobs and bonuses on Monday.

In other box office news, Mickey Rourke's latest film opened at #18 and will only make about $150,000.00 for the weekend, once again proving that Rourke is box office poison.